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Tina Fey and Steve Martin Presenting Best...
Steve: Good evening, I’m Steve Martin.
Tina: And I’m Tina Fey.
Steve: And I’m Steve Martin.
Tina: It has been said that to write is to live forever.
Steve: The man who wrote that is dead.
Tina: Yet, we all know the importance of writing, because every great movie begins with a great screenplay.
Steve: Or a very good idea for the poster.
Tina: ...
Steve: But usually a screenplay.
Tina: And every writer starts with a blank page.
Steve: And every blank page was once a tree.
Tina: And every tree was once a tiny seed.
Steve: And every tiny seed on Earth was placed here by the Alien King Rondelay, who fostered our titrates and fuelled our positive transfers.
Tina: Oh Steve, no one wants to hear about our religion, that we made up.
Steve: You’re probably right.